Bleeding Green today has commenters digging out medical text books. No joke.

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

As much as I love to see Eagles fans writhe in agony, this is an actual tragedy. All the fun and good quarterbacks get injured while TB lathers himself in virgin blood and increases his lifespan another 10 years.

If he was really NORTH DAKOTA TOUGH hed be out there jeopardizing his career

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

Why Your Knee Sucks

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Hey, that homeless man has a name.

That second false start call was kind of iffy.

Trump sees score, decommissions the Navy.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

Every time Duke loses an angel in heaven has a cookie.

Snow in New Orleans and deadspin lauding a Boston team openly? Surely we are approaching the end times!

It’s “Put a little boogie in it,” there, sport.

There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this whole situation: he just wanted to ask Durant if he knew how to get to Temecula.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hai Rich.