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Poor Old Edgar Derby
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Warren Sapp? Is that really you?

It’s kind of weird that some people have such dearly held beliefs about what other people eat.

Hire my wife, is what I’m saying.

Absolutely. Stuff totally interferes with the ketchup later on anyway.

She’s actually only 400 miles behind the Proclaimers.

Last week I offered a recipe for a steak rub and then I got steak bros in my mentions being like DURRRRRRRRRR A REAL MAN JUST USES SALT AND PEPPER DURRRRRRRRR.

‘I have all these tasty seasonings but I refuse to use them on steak, a food I enjoy.’

I know they were walking, but she’s still 900 miles behind The Proclaimers.

SNL fans, every five years

Pfft, I’ve seen you in those chaps pal.

“Don’t worry, dear. I won’t give Judge Moore my permission.”

Of course, the fact that Kaepernick had way better numbers on the same team works against him.

Steve Young did it. And though it wasn’t a trade, Doug Williams won it all for another team. Trent Dilfer found success in Baltimore.

As a user who ignores both soccer and hockey, I will ask who the fuck are Harry Kane and Steven Stamkos?

Two Worlds, One Cup.

So if I loudly call for a lethal dose of prescription medication are we in real danger of it being delivered into my hands while we’re standing in front of Orange Julius? Is that your motivation for correcting the joke?

Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.

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I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.