On the list of things adults can do with their neighbors, just for fun, practicing cheers for a yet-to-open high school comes in about 20 places behind, “orgy” and only slightly ahead of, “murdering them.”

Counterpoint: Kyle Fraughton can take the stick out of his ass.

I still cant get over the fact that this man and his neighbors were out practicing cheers for the upcoming school year. Utah must really be a strange place.

Last night in bed, I told my wife that just like a phoenix rises from the ashes, my penis would rise again. She laughed at me and went back to surfing on her iPhone.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

That isn’t how machines work. According to your definition, a bicycle would have no moving parts because your feet supply the force.

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

I love coffee, and I love my Keurig even though I have a french press and fancy coffee that I drink whenever I run out of k-cups.

...at what point is it fair to think someone is stupid because they don’t agree with my beliefs? I mean, I’m willing to accept some nuance around tax policy or the DH, but a wholesale rejection of science is a bit much.

It must’ve been Steve.

This appears in Luke and Mark. There’s a message that many miss in both those chapters.

Genesis 2:2

Check and mate. Can’t argue with that logic.

Huff and other evangelical Bible thumpers on evolution:

Denying evolution is almost quaint and nostalgic in this era of Trumpian malaise.

Sounds like a Wes Anderson movie summary.

Who’s career was ended by concussions. Who co-founded the Sports Legacy Institute (now Concussion Legacy Foundation). Who has Ph.D. in Behavioral Neuroscience from BU. After receiving a BA in sociology from Harvard.

As a devoted niners fan, anyone who loses to us this season is not qualified to coach pop warner.

Notice nobody is directly behind him.

They are 1-8 not 4-5.