Vercingetorix wouldn’t put up great numbers on your fantasy team, but he almost led them to an upset of an up and coming dynasty in the western conference finals.
I was thinking “walking into room to find dog shitting on new rug”
My gf works at a geoscience company and her old manager (who again, oversees a team of geoscientists) was an Australian flat earther, trump supporter, alt right troll, and was flirting with anti-vaxxing (he thought it probably causes autism, but thinks preventing disease is more important). He called an hour and a…
I’m imagining the audio is just a full unironic 30 mins of Drew and Roth’s drunken Kraft moans.
Also, even if it was leaked, I can’t imagine anyone seriously trying to argue it’s not covered under freedom of the press. That entire week that the scandal broke shows it’s pretty damn newsworthy.
Seriously though, maybe the dude got him just right, but getting your brain knocked around dozens of times a day since you were in grade school probably isn’t great for helping you stay conscious.
“I got a sub-concussive hit right here for ya”
Welcome to The Fucktomb Bryce
T-minus two months until we find out that Patrick Mahomes is the real El Chapo
Shouldn’t the GOP be calling for this violent criminal immigrant to be deported?
I’ve the over/under on the time it takes for someone to give him a drink order at 17 mins
Seriously, he’s standing in the dark because he’s fucking with the lights. He gives one word answers because he doesn’t speak English very well.
The toilet
I’m combining Damon and Dave’s questions and saying they should make the 1st pick in the draft play whoever won the AAF (or a team of allstars). Would it be a rout? Of course, but it might make the worst teams in the NFL play a litter harder to avoid that extra game and being forced to slap around a bunch of has beens…
They each shoot 18 hole in ones in a row and retire to the clubhouse to give each other sweaty hanjos in the steam room.
The “You should really think about whether this is right for you” is a go-to response for 80% of the professors I’ve ever dealt with or known people who dealt with. A lot of them treat any set back or show of difficulty as an opportunity to A) show they’re better than you and B) get you to quit so that they can get…
I don’t think they really “had to have it”, they just liked it and usually when they steal something, they don’t get DMCA’d. The DMCA strike against them (and danger of getting banned by twitter) is much more important than having the actual video. So instead of out and out bribing someone to withdraw the DMCA,…
Except it would be like if you took the artwork from a roadside art stand, put it up, I came in and said that’s mine, either take it down or tell people it’s mine and you said nah I’m just going to leave it up. Then, annoyed, I told your landlord (who has a policy of not allowing tenants to display stolen artwork)…
I know, but is it so much to ask that they at least try to tell me it’s raining when they piss on me? Things are so depressingly fucked anymore.