“I think you mean ‘floating in a circle relatively close overhead-strike the Celtics into hell” - Kyrie

I can’t believe that the onus is on random twitter comedians to sue million dollar companies if they don’t want their material to be stolen. This policy just encourages companies to steal more material from poor people who can’t afford to fight them long term in court.

Collectively, the Spanish people
Anti-semitism and national pride
When left is not
Where Yossarian remembered him
And to you sir
Sacks!

Ah yes, I must’ve forgotten the “would the fall elicit a similar reaction from a random internet stranger’s toddler?” clause of the law. I’m glad the video was so funny to you.

Pulling her to the ground while she screams “Oh my God! Help!” does.

“As far as I’m concerned, she pulled herself to the ground.”

Seriously. The dude is the CEO of an MLB team and he writes like a 5th grader.

So if Zion comes back, plays, and tears his ACL during a game, how long before a college coach publicly says it was still the right thing to do because he “made a commitment to his team”?

Seattle Thunder

Yes, I know I typoed rub ‘n tug, but I didn’t want to start over

Because if these women had a choice, they wouldn’t be doing it. They thought it was legit masseuse work.

I want it, but there’s no way the secret service allows him to get anywhere near that place.

Yeah, she could’ve left all the Nike, Jordans, race war stuff and still gotten some support, but as soon as you start trotting out the slurs, the only place you’ll find a sympathetic ear is stormfront

Fine. I guess that changes my entire snarky comment. It’s totally cool for an obscenely wealthy businessman who is the secretary of commerce to go on TV with a comically crooked tie for the singular reason that although he is again, obscenely wealthy, he is not technically a billionaire.

Forbes lists him as worth $2.5 billion, he says he’s “only” worth $700 million. Is that really the hill you’re gonna die on?

How are you a billionaire businessman and the Secretary of Commerce and you still go on TV with a tie that crooked? Has he never had to look presentable before?

Oh I didn’t feel like you were coming at me. It’s just nice to actually agree with someone on the internet after a brief discussion for once, and I wanted to acknowledge it . Judging by recs, most people aren’t on my page though lol.

I think we agree.

Yeah, but you know their coach would’ve ripped them a new asshole if they completely gave up.

I can kind of see not being super happy about going for an alley-oop with 8 seconds left on a team that had already given up. Enough for a “Great game, but next time, just dribble it out.” in the locker room.