“I think you mean ‘floating in a circle relatively close overhead-strike the Celtics into hell” - Kyrie

I can’t believe that the onus is on random twitter comedians to sue million dollar companies if they don’t want their material to be stolen. This policy just encourages companies to steal more material from poor people who can’t afford to fight them long term in court.

Collectively, the Spanish people
Anti-semitism and national pride
When left is not
Where Yossarian remembered him
And to you sir
Sacks!

Ah yes, I must’ve forgotten the “would the fall elicit a similar reaction from a random internet stranger’s toddler?” clause of the law. I’m glad the video was so funny to you.

Pulling her to the ground while she screams “Oh my God! Help!” does.

“As far as I’m concerned, she pulled herself to the ground.”

Seriously. The dude is the CEO of an MLB team and he writes like a 5th grader.

Apparently they care because it’s consistently the line they trot out to defend charging 10x more for drugs in the US than elsewhere. The whole “If the US doesn’t pay for it, then we just won’t have the money to spend on R&D” is complete horseshit. It’s not what they spend even 20% of their budget on in the first…

So if Zion comes back, plays, and tears his ACL during a game, how long before a college coach publicly says it was still the right thing to do because he “made a commitment to his team”?

They do R&D, (though really, they’ve never done much R) but they spend less on it than they do paying dividends to their shareholders (themselves), and about 10x less than what they spend on marketing (i.e. not reinvested in making new drugs). Exxon spends a shit load of money on renewable energy and carbon…

This is actually (on the face of it) what pharma companies do. You take profits, reinvest, and improve.

Goddamn do I love a thouroughly researched and referenced rebuttal.

Seattle Thunder

Yes, I know I typoed rub ‘n tug, but I didn’t want to start over

Because if these women had a choice, they wouldn’t be doing it. They thought it was legit masseuse work.

I want it, but there’s no way the secret service allows him to get anywhere near that place.

Yeah, she could’ve left all the Nike, Jordans, race war stuff and still gotten some support, but as soon as you start trotting out the slurs, the only place you’ll find a sympathetic ear is stormfront

Fine. I guess that changes my entire snarky comment. It’s totally cool for an obscenely wealthy businessman who is the secretary of commerce to go on TV with a comically crooked tie for the singular reason that although he is again, obscenely wealthy, he is not technically a billionaire.

Forbes lists him as worth $2.5 billion, he says he’s “only” worth $700 million. Is that really the hill you’re gonna die on?

How are you a billionaire businessman and the Secretary of Commerce and you still go on TV with a tie that crooked? Has he never had to look presentable before?