You cannot coach a sport if you have not played at a near-level to the one you are coaching at.

It’s called a menu.

Also, I’m pretty sure he never had an explicit agreement about tips with Amy in this little vignette either.

It’s why people should never ever tip for service under any circumstances. If they want more money, they should charge more up front so I can choose not to patronize their business without trying to sucker me in with a bait and switch.

Holy shit, I just made a comment with this exact situation, but hadn’t clicked show more replies in this thread yet. Sorry guy, didn’t mean to plagiarize.

Zeus’s Butthole: *sits down at regular table in restaurant*
Server: *comes to take drink order*

Had not seen it. This is really fucking good.

“Don’t worry folks, not that kind of color! Heh heh heh”

I hate Illinois Nazis

We called Wisconsin rednecks treebillies

Oh man, I’m sad to say that this was my main reason I was hoping he’d run back when there was still some buzz about it in 2015.

Well yeah, but it totally owned the haters...

It shows up under staff because someone from one of the GMG sites rec’d it. This is kinja 101.

These things are true, which is why it is virtually guaranteed that they will somehow shoot themselves in the foot and regress back to 4 wins for no apparent reason next season. Browns gonna Brown. I honestly think they have a better shot at a top three pick than making the playoffs.

Idk how much studying under Brady would help him, since Brady demanded his only decent backup be traded. Belichick will win 30% of the Super Bowls until he retires no matter who’s at QB though, so the end result stands.

Pictured: “What’s going on in Jim’s ol’ noggin”

Gase eventually agreed to bringing Gregg onto his staff, but as an assistant as opposed to a positions coach.

Good that the club didn’t cow-tow to the farmers’ udderly unrealistic demands

I mean, they’re not the Bills, but everyone knows about the Bills. I was genuinely surprised at how much the Broncos suck shit in super bowls

Right, but for the ram’s defense, I wouldn’t call that game a “humiliating performance”. I think getting your ass kicked on both sides of the ball has to be more humiliating.

So, looking back through super bowls, one thing immediately jumped out at me that I’d never noticed or heard mentioned before. The Broncos get their asses absolutely handed to them when they lose the super bowl. Their closest loss is by 17 points! They’ve lost (27-10), (39-20), (42-10), (55-10), and (43-8)! Even with…