Well then they’d still be in a Colosseum

Seattle is essentially Boston-West

It should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance.

Drew: I MUST KLANG IT!

Yeah but Mixon closed fist punched a woman in the face so hard he broke her jaw. I’ll give you the circumstances are pretty similar but the level of Mixon’s assault also sets it apart for me, if only in a different way. Really, people should stop trying to make one incident into another and just call it case by case.

Ok fair enough. I see what you were going for and that’s a decent point to make. The article definitely did imply it was a lower value contract.

Imagine your employer was trying to drum up business and instead called attention to the fact that you were parked illegally and you got a $25 ticket. I feel like you just miiiiiight be a little pissed about it.

I never said they didn’t! I just think continuing to punch someone in the head after they’re obviously unconscious from being punched in the head is a kind of shitty thing to do! This is shitty as well:

That “probably” is doing a whole lot of work buddy

Right? I mean he even hesitated to wait for the clearly limp unconscious dude to hit the ground before getting one last hammer fist in as he was being shoved by the referee. Like you said, I know they’re trained to keep going, but I’ve seen plenty of other guys pull up when the dude is obviously completely out like…

No chance for it to get blocked for a TD. You’d still be up by two scores. Less chance of a good return due to over-kicking the coverage. The other team will have worse field position since you don’t have to free kick from the endzone after a safety

AL and MS are worse overall states, but I’d put North Dakota and Nebraska up against anyone in terms of drive boringness

Are you asking what he thinks they should’ve done or what they shouldn’t have avoided?

Lightning? It happens a few times a year.

Killing the profit allure that is building overseas...

Ah yes, I always forget to ask if the Jews actually did something worse when considering atrocities

Except it doesn’t. Concussion rates are 8x higher in rugby than American football. I’m not saying football is good for your brain, it’s clearly not, but the idea that getting rid of helmets will instantly fix the sport needs to die.

Spoiler alert: You get this sort of blatant racism 0 hours south of Chicago too.

Best Onion is too close to home to be completely funny Onion

It’s spreading...