Things I want in my IPA, ranked:

Mushrooms are slimy sponges that taste like dirt. They’re not even plants. They belong in the trash.

And magnets. How the fuck do they work?

My inner niner fan rn:

It’s not like they’re in Germany either...

Well that was borderline treasonous

That’s a good start.

“There’s exactly zero evidence for you being better than this.”

So this might be a dumb question, but if mining bitcoins is what verifies the transactions on the blockchain, and there’s a finite number of bitcoins that can be mined, what happens when you’ve mined all the bitcoins? It seems like if you stopped mining coins, you wouldn’t be able to use them anymore because there…

Yeah, a huge problem here is that a lot of websites don’t really care what shady companies are putting what shady scripts into their site, as long as they get money for it. Hire 1-2 people to actually check what goes on your site first, then we’ll talk.

Imagine the “shoulda kept Garappolo” takes if Hoyer has to come in and throws a game sealing interception in the final minutes.

Mike Pence seems like he’s paid money to watch a dude jerk off before.

“Jalen, do you think (noted hyper-competitive, petty asshole) would’ve (done extremely petty thing) in a similar situation? Would that be petty of him?”

Ok this is tenuous, but Ginn’s replacement who essentially lost the next game with huge mistakes was also named Williams (Kyle Williams), while Marcus Williams essentially lost this game on one huge mistake.

The end of this game reminded me a lot of the 2011/12 divisional game between the Saints and the Niners (I’m a niner fan). A bunch of lead changes. A crazy roller coaster of emotions. A great defense buoyed by a previously bad QB who finally made the leap to solid starter. The Saints getting beat by a last second TD…

You’ve earned it

And the Sword of Damocles hanging over the twin cities quadruples in size.

Basically this, but I managed to make it to the hallway first

Just turn around and inspect your work before you flush.