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Wait ... are you seriously crediting the creation of blogs and the concept of blogging to Bill Simmons?

So Sarkisian would have to decide to make a lateral move from a playoff team to a sinking ship with no OL and star players openly feuding/auditioning for other teams.

Put it in my veinssssss

Rise from bed. .6.00 a.m.
Dumbbell exercise and wall-scaling...6.15-6.30
All that hard work and perseverance and never give up like the American dream says.

Yeah holy shit

Even if that were the case, plenty of other situations could have called for a magic hyperdrive bullet. Yeah those big cruisers are massive and expensive, but they still get destroyed on a semi regular basis so it’s not like it would have been the end of the rebellion to lose a cruiser or two in exchange for the death

how else does he make toys for millions of children materialize?

“That was a terrible pass! What was he even thin... uhhh... errrr...”

Just remember, whatever the alloys are, Trump is in charge of them now.

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Shown: the NFL replay booth in 3 years, because of this article.

I know it’s been played out forever but crying Jordan still gets me

Magary: *reads tweet*

Not that it really matters, but when you “saber” a champagne bottle, it doesn’t actually cut through the neck. It breaks the top of the bottle off around the lip if you hit it running flat along the seam. You don’t need a saber or even anything sharp to do it either, you can do it with the back of a heavy chef’s

I’m too distracted by the spray on suits he squeezes himself into and the slabs of meat he seems to have stapled to his face.

some snappy footwork leading up to it though...

This is the only acceptable take.

It’s almost like mashing a Germanic and a Romance language together and then having basically only peasants speak it for a few hundred years makes it weird and un-intuitive...

Shaq thinks the Earth is flat. Next question.