Well... 37 years was a good run. I don't want to play video games anymore.

You're right, you don't get Kotaku, because you don't seem to understand that not only is it a site with multiple writers with differing viewpoints but also that they don't think that all gamers are awful. All of the nuance, which when it comes to something like this Kotaku does very well with under Totilo, is very…

Tell me, where is your Maker now? Call him. Call down his wrath upon me. You cannot. For he does not exist.

The original was better...

Because shorts are cool.

To be frank, I'm more disturbed by games where the plot repeatedly bashes your head with the protagonist's righteousness that with games like this one: this short trailer here make it clear that the protagonist is a misanthropic sociopath driven murderously insane by the fact that he has to share the planet with other…

Aha! That's just what you want us to think, Jason! Or should I say...Pawn of the Dreadqueen Sarkeesian and member of Quinn's Evil Anti-Journalism Orgy Cabal!

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

#GamerGateIIElectricBoogaloo

Pepperige Farms does.

Nope, Willie said it, they are not acting, everything they do is real and Willie would NEVER lie!

Elizabeth: "See? Not stars. They're doors." Booker: "Doors to...?" Elizabeth: "To everywhere."

No doubt.

If you disarm a terrorist and then shoot them, that's called an execution and is forbidden under US law.

Did you mean this scene?

Secret Service used Taser!

Pikachu's Lightningrod raised its Special Attack!

That's because the Trainers on the lawn use Lead Type Pokemon!

Looks like they took away his hat. :-/

Perhaps he should have dressed up as *puts on sunglasses* Obamasnow.

"On one night, an entire nation went to bed, unaware that the next morning, their world would be changed forever."