I am not the expert but basically Duggars will not do front facing hugs with the opposite sex and especially not with their intended, front hugging is for married people because of the temptation.

She might need 26 crock pots. Think of all the nieces and nephews she'll have in addition to her own passel of chillens.

Really, it's about communal eating. One ice cream bucket per table, plus several really long straws (one for each person). And a salt-lick on the table, in keeping with the theme.

tater tot casserole sounds GROSS but like

Well, they also let the really young kids essentially raise the slightly younger kids while Mama Duggar is laid up waiting to expel her seasonal larvae.

How many fucking blenders and toasters was this woman gift trolling for???

19 kids and no caffeine?

they have all kinds of child labor. I mean at least the girl kids. The boy kids aren't expected to do such icky girl work.

You give Jesus two root beer floats, and he makes them into 600 for the crowd.

It must be some kind of Quiverfull bible math, like Noah with all the animals on that boat.

I guess you could prescoop the ice cream and freeze it on cookie sheets. Hmm I like the logistical challenge of figuring out how to do this.

The whole food ratio is totally off, I think they let one of the really young kids make the menu.

It's the conservative way.

I might front hug that cupcake with my mouth if given the chance.

I would not be surprised if this was a motivating factor...the Duggars are professional grifters.

Not to mention they made all their registries public so that TV fans could get a hold of them and buy them shit. They registered for thousands of items and for stuff like cereal. I'm pretty sure they made out like thieves after their wedding.

No doubt they fed all 800 of their guests actual food, though!

She clearly didn't send ENOUGH. Snacktastic didn't get one!

Sending out a ton of invites to people you know won't come to your wedding is also a way that greedy people can get a ton of gifts and cash.

She probably had to invite every other quiverfull family in a 200-mile radius.