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That happened where I went to school as well. I went to school in the northern midwest where the greek system is less of a force than it is in the south. If a fraternity was banned it pretty much died out within a year or so.

No, I think Bagpiper just found it kind of odd how you kept saying "white fraternities." Fraternities probably are majority white people, and I have read plenty of stories about organizations in southern schools purposefully banning minorities. But I went to a school in the northern midwest and the black-to-white…

I have found that the opinions of jezebel commenters about things like diet, health, weight, fashion, etc. are wildly different from my own and most women I know. And I've never heard a woman say anything like "I'd rather date an overweight guy" or "I'd never date a really fit guy." If that makes you feel any better…

I do both. I am usually dressed up when I travel (partly b/c I'm usually traveling for work which requires business formal). If someone goes up to the counter and it is a total assbag, I'll try to get in line behind them. Then when it's my turn I am super nice, but I also like a make a "sorry you have to deal with…

But how many steps a day do you have to take to counteract the erosion to your tooth enamel? I'm thinking like 14,000 at a minimum.

Um, it's more like several hours of entertainment every Sunday for almost half the year. Not to mention Thursday and Monday nights.

The worst thing I ever did (professionally speaking) was make 1000 VIRGIN MARGARITAS. They actually had to be in the glasses, which I stacked on a cart. There were 3 or 4 of us and it took hours just to make the stuff, pour it into glasses, and then store in the freezer. I don't even remember how long it took to…

This makes me want to send them a large, beautifully wrapped box of my vomit.

You would almost certainly put one scoop of ice cream each into cups on a cart, then stack a second level of cups, one scoop of ice cream each, and so on and so on. When it's almost time to serve, you'd pour root beer (or coke if you're awesome) into the glasses as you set them out on a table, or as they are ordered.…

I get your point, and I'm far too mature to wear a colander on my head (while sober) at the DMV. But to me it's less of a protest, and more of a statement that religion is extremely silly. It just doesn't seem that way because it's been around so long.

Any Jezebel authors want to rethink their rants from this morning?

I just rolled my eyes so hard they got stuck up inside my head. I need emergency medical attention but I obviously can't see and my phone is dead (fucking piece of shit iPhone 5 battery). I'm in a McDonalds off of I-94 just east of the Indiana/Illinois border. PLEASE HURRY!

Ha! I have never done that, but then I live close enough to work that I walk half the time. It's like a series of great events. 1. Take off heels. 2. Take off pants/pencil skirt. 3. Take off bra. 4. Replace awful things with sweats. 5. Pour wine from spout on box into plastic wine "glass."

Wait, if you don't wear a bra, you miss out on the AMAZING 6pmish feeling of taking your bra off when you get home from work. Mmmmm 3 more hours.

I think this is the moment where my lady boner blossomed into something more. Into love.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU. I feel really stupid right now. Shouldn't I have known that was a thing?

I think maybe your outrage is superseding your point.

I think this is a good distinction. I could not really articulate why I was "more okay" with, e.g., a child molestor joke, than a rape joke. Perhaps this is the reason.