I have been raped, and I've been sexually assaulted numerous times. I still think you can make a funny joke about rape. In particular, I have laughed at "punching up" type of jokes about rapists and rape culture. I am not sure I've ever heard a "punching down" joke about rape that I thought was funny, but it's…

We live on a river so the poop is immediately carried away to . . . uh . . . someone else's beach.

My great dane rolls over onto his back like a dead fish when the water is too deep for his feet to touch. It's hilarious, adorable, and kind of sad. He LOVES to wade and poop in water, however.

My brother is 15 months older than me and would constantly shove handfuls of whatever he could find into my mouth when no one was looking. Grapes, cat food, stuffed animal parts. He's an asshole so I assume he was trying to kill me.

I catered for the college's dining services and I had secret nap spots allllll over campus. I was a nap pro. A nap king. A nap god.

Interesting. I stand by my comment. He could've spent $5 and still excited me.

Oh my. Ian Somerhalder. Sex shop. $1000. Oh my. Oh my goodness. *faints*

Next year try going outside and enjoying the weather.

*Pics. Why can't I edit?!

I love this. I've always liked her for not constantly flashing giant white veneers in pcs.

I hate to brag (no I don't) but I was a hot TA.

"Some people" posts and "you know who you are" posts are my FAVORITE on facebook. I'm facebook friends with some people I went to high school with solely so I can love/hate their batshit, trashy posts.

Goo. Belt that shit, honey.

Second!

TAKE NOTE LENA DUNHAM. Okay I'll stop now.

Her posture. Oh god. It doesn't matter what she wears, it always looks awful because she is always hunched over and holding her arms in a indefinably strange manner.

I am so into OITNB that it weirds me out to see the characters looking so glamorous.

That's like saying, "It's not ridiculous to refuse to sell interracial marriage cards, when you think black people are subhumans who should stick to their own kind!" Really. The underlying value is ridiculous. The situation is ridiculous.

Hahaha! You are right. I never had a dog as a kid so, at the time, I felt terrible. But to my dog, the worse something smells, the BETTER it smells. Human morning breath is his absolute fav.

No. NO. Teenagers are just lazy. They want to spend all night on the google looking at sexts!