You don't want a boyfriend (i.e. a human being)- you want a fashion accessory to show off while eating a $75 breakfast with your betches.

I love my down vest :(. Some of the vests they sell are kind of ugly though.

Strange how the night moves, with autumn closing in

These ladies have no standards. I demand that my new fall bf has pumpkin spiced balls.

Closely followed by food and then amateur lesbian

i did the math and if every person reading this pitched in we would all be able to stay for about 15 seconds.

Single White Female Seeking Pumpkin Spice Bae

Is that really how you fill this? Could this possibly fill such a large stone tub before the existing water got cold? Excuse me while I find a friend who took thermodynamics last spring...

Must love alpacas and long drives in the country to dispose of hobo corpses (No pickup trucks please)

It's true. Sometimes I pick a city I'd love to live in on a real estate app and just drool over the crazy expensive ones.

It would be just lovely to go for a swim in that thing but am I the only one thinking that's a lot of water? Like a lot. Like a 'let them eat cake' amount of water. I need to get my priorities straight.

I expected them to have better taste in art.

If I had $22 million extra dollars lying around, I'm sure I could probably also afford to pay someone to hold my wine glass and massage my shoulders when they got sore from holding my head up for so long.

I love the look of the tub, but would it really be comfortable for long periods of time? Where is the place to put the bath pillow? Is there enough space on the rim for a large wine glass?

Seems to me you'd need multiple spigots if you wanted to fill that thing any faster than [some time next week] but, sure, gimme. (And interesting is the putting up of mirrors in front of windows.)

I feel like it is both a staggering waste of water (and energy, since the water will need to be hot) and also the most wonderful thing I've ever seen in my life and I want it so much that the knowledge I'll never have it will haunt me for the rest of the week.

Real Estate Porn is the best kind of porn.

I like the bathroom, but the tub would make me feel like a frosted mini-wheat on a giant's breakfast table.

More power to her, but, I think that when her two kids are 18 and 16 respectively, she's going to be 67, and dealing with two teenagers at that age sounds fuckin' exhausting.

But Twitter is totally relevant and wonderful. Just because CELEBBULLSHIT [unparseable abbv txt] something something x87df/bit.ly (1/4) and people use it to announce that omg look at this food and then (2/4) trying to continue a pointless online argument with a multiparagraph screed broken (3/4) up into four segments…