Screw notes. I'd take the toilet seat right off and wait till she asked me where it had gone to to tell her "You keep pissing and bleeding all over it and it's grossing me out."

It is kind of a deal breaker when you try to have a conversation with someone and say "you know, it bothers me when you do this and this" and they immediately turn it around on you. Like somehow you're the bad person for even bringing up the fact that, I don't know, she keeps you on the phone for hours talking about…

if krieger, pam and archer had a threesome, and pam got pregnant and they didn't know who the dad was, that child would be me.

I have a friend like this as well. She seems to think she does it in moderation, but she smokes multiple times a day, everyday. She even risks her career by smoking in her car on her lunch breaks. She can be a really great friend sometimes but she's beginning to be really unreliable, she will make promises and then…

Hot because of his actions, not his body. She doesn't know what he looks like.

Both my parents did that to me. They said they loved me, but there was always a "but" or an exception at the end of the day. One day, a major crisis happened with my sibling, something that they certainly should have been on hand for. Instead, they handed off to me and said, "Fix it for us". I did "fix" it (since I…

Sara, may I just say that you're a f**king gem for actually consulting a urologist about the sprinkle-tinkler.

It took a while for me to be comfortable setting boundaries with friends who are struggling, both those dealing with addiction and those dealing with depression. It can feel really terrible. Though it surprised me how much certain friends came to at least respect that even if they had a hard time navigating it. And…

I have just one word for you. Well eight if you count all that. Shit, fifteen now. Twenty words.

I'm a fan of ladyboner. I just learned the term "wide-on", as the female equivalent to "hard-on" which just grossed me out. Interestingly, not as grossed out by fluids, because I'm a fan of "sploosh," which I think was invented by Pam on Archer. It's used like, "Oh, you actively promote the equity of women in your…

Mourning is a dangerous time for people without a substance abuse history. Those are the times I have been the absolute most self-destructive. I drank every single night for over a month with at least half of those nights meeting the qualifications for binge drinking for a female (4 in one night). When I finally got…

Regarding #3 on drugs- You must take care of your own sobriety and your baby first. If you're dragged back into drugs because of your friend's inability to stay clean (I know just being around to watch the process itself is a trigger for many users), you will lose your family, your baby and everything else that…

idek. i personally stick lady in front of a lot of stuff. ladyboner. ladybro. ok so i stick it in front of two things.

I also happen to know that the Miss Representation people are all about public screenings. I tried to organize one at my local library once and they were super helpful.

Letter Writer #3: If you jump into the pool with a drowning person, they might drown you, too. The best way you can help is to stay out of the water and toss her a life line.

cutting out poison people is so hard. i did some cuts and i really really love and miss these people at times.

um.

I've been in a similar situation with an addict best friend, except instead of myself being an addict, I was just miserably depressed, in fact suicidal, and going through a huge breakup in an effort to regain my sanity. I had to keep my distance, not just a little but a lot. I completely cut her off. We became friends…

Because I refuse to be the one hauling assholes out of the grays, mesosuchus, with all due respect (so...none), go fuck yourself. I don't feel any particular need to explain addiction or the ways it ravages families, because most people with an ounce of empathy already know those things. Just feel free to punch…

Letter Writer #3: I know every person is different and it depends on the drugs, but I've been in similar situations. Here's the best I've got. You're not being selfish at all. You're not just doing the best possible thing for you, you're doing the best possible thing for her. Sit her down and have a talk with her…