As we move through this world, we learn that there are countless subtleties that can sometimes make it difficult to determine what is, and what is not, socially appropriate behavior. We will all have missteps. Don't lose hope. And stop being an ass.

I don't know. The weddings I go to have booze and friends for all of those parts so they're not bad. What I will always complain about, however, is long wedding ceremonies. Catholic people- just elope and then have a party, please.

Okay, she did not cook all that in a microwave. No.

Are you a man or woman? I ask b/c I'm a woman and I do not get left alone by servers by I'm out by myself. I don't know if they are worried something bad will happen to me or if they're trying to sleep with me . . .

You're shocked that someone enjoys dressing up and then drinking and dancing to fun music with friends?

Some of your points are true. You know, though, that in many societies, for much of history, those 99% of laborers counted their wives as property, and were legally in charge of the household, and allowed to beat their wives. Also, if the wife died, the man got all of her property, while if the husband died, the…

I gained almost 10, but I'm pretty short and I apparently carry my weight in my goddamn fast. Currently on the blueprint cleanse. Who needs food anyway?! *laughs maniacally and rips a chunk of hair out*

After watching that, I hope I die in less than seven days. But before that, someone needs to turn her dancing into one of those "white people" gifs.

They became relatively popular AND they're healthy so it is necessary for the Internet Commentariat to hate them.

I saw an article years ago about Jessica Biehl claiming she ws 5'8" and weighed 108. At the time, she was obviously really thin, but also pretty toned. Um, no. I'm 5'4", small frame, and toned, and I weigh a solid 130. Maybe I have the world's densest bones, but I'm not buying it.

Didn't you just do that?

I think you're definitely correct about the first two. Stereotypey troll has never seen lady parts are lady panties. Shocking.

Yep, I think that's it. My butt is like two basketballs perched on top of my hips and every pair of underwear I've ever owned heads straight up my butt.

To your first question, I said "to me," as in, "this is my opinion." I am not the arbiter of what other people may find appropriate. To your second question, because your idea sounds boring, I guess.

It's okay if you think it's ugly, but it's weird to call it trashy. It's pretty damn classic. Also, if your pee looks anything close to yellow gold I suggest you drink significant more water.

Especially one who grows delicious fruits and vegetables!

Cata Doxa is a troll. who posts the same shit on every article. Dismiss > reply in this case.

Now I'm worried we're married to the same man!

Well, yeah, but the difference to me is that is SJP's real, actual face (not counting work done for anti-aging purposes). She was born that way and it's mean to make fun of someone for something they were born with.

She's getting dangerously close to looking like a Jackson (or a wax version of a Jackson).