You keep posting this stuff and it's confusing . . .

Oh my god I love your race analogy. *stealing*

Yes. Ugh. So sad and so gross. At least now I know jumping off a tall building is not a foolproof way to kill oneself (at least not quickly/painlessly) (yes I believe everything I see on tv).

Provocateurs against . . . what? Violence against themselves?

She is very brave and I applaud her but DAMN she has beautiful shiny hair.

The end of this movie HAUNTS MY DREAMS. Seriously, I love the movie so much but I will probably never get the terrible, gory image out of my head.

Or "clown'ed."

Second! Pedialite is such an obvious solution, it's weird to me that more (alcoholic) people don't use it.

I take microgestin too and I LOVE it! I have like 1.2 days of light period 4 times a year. Mr. Penguin and I are going to try for a kid soon, and even though I'm excited about the kid part, I am really dreading giving up the pill. Maybe I'll get pregnant on the first day?

Because I don't like condoms? Because I like regulating my period so I only have it four times a year?

Starred because I'm also from Michigan and moving home soon after 4 years of exile.

How many of your guns has Obama taken so far? We lost most of ours his first year in office. Goddamn muslim tyrant.

"Shit eating grin" is a pretty common expression and it is not meant to imply the wearer is literally eating shit. Also, I've been trying pretty hard, but I can't see how you jumped from hunting to abortion to the IRS to baby seals.

Amen.

I'm not going to address your batshit crazy comments about the President, or the fact that you apparently can't see the website address on the top of your browser.

I started using baby oil recently and it is ah-may-zing.

There is a thread above this talking about baby hairs being a hispanic thing. I'm real white and I have baby hairs. I like mine . . .

OH THANK GOD.

I was not raging, just extremely confused. I think I thought you meant the exact opposite of what you actually meant.

I guess that makes sense. And I'm not naive enough to think there aren't men and women who feign interest in someone as a person because they want to have sex with them. I just hate it when you think you're having a good conversation with someone only to find out they're faking it.