The government is helping everyone. You receive "help" from the government everyday. Dress accordingly, please.

I totally agree with the idea that, when you are dealing with the crushing stress of barely make ends meet, you NEED stress relief. And stress relief usually costs money.

Your entire comment is based on the premise that anyone should give two fat shits about what a stranger thinks about their appearance. If I take a sudden financial hit, I'm not going to stop wearing nice clothes to avoid being judged by the grocery store checkout person.

I had to scroll down way too far to find a comment about how ridiculous this whole thing is. "I have to take THREE shirts into the dressing room. THREE!! I USED TO BE AN 8 AND NOW I'M A 4!!"

It's funny that you say you wear skirts b/c I have all of my skirts tailored due to the two basketballs I call an ass. All of my jeans are those Gap ones that LOOK like jeans but are stretchy like leggings (not jeggings, they're more jeansy than jeggings).

Wow I feel really good about my boobs right now.

Totally agree. I slept with my windows open every summer until I lived in Gary, IN for a few years in my mid-20s. Now I live in a place with very little crime and I still check all the windows and the door locks every night. Not to mention the electricity I waste by keeping the yard well lit. Yay!

Three = statistically significant.

I'm just going to throw in my vote for the part where Gump assembles his rifle so quickly and the commanding officer (or whatever) yells, "GUUUUMP!" But the ice cream part is definitely in my top 5 . . .

YES! I do that to my husband when we get ice cream b/c he is easily embarrassed and I take a lot of pleasure in his discomfort.

"Marshall said that Stephen Baratz is charged with first and second-degree rape and also with second-degree sodomy."

For someone who doesn't want us to jump to the conclusion that this was "forcible" rape, you sure are jumping to a lot of conclusions about what this girl "made a conscious choice to do." Do you KNOW that she made a conscious choice to drink alcohol? To have intercourse with one man? With two men? To be sodomized?…

And let's be honest, you wanted crispy all along, didn't you?

It doesn't make them a terrible hiring manager if that fits within the work style of the company. There are plenty of companies that want their employees on at all times. It's why we get company phones and company laptops. It's perfectly reasonable for a hiring manager at that type of company to see a resume with a…

Wait, what does that mean?

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On the thread where you were babbling about race I thought you were definitely a troll. But now I'm thinking you're ACTUALLY insane.

I think you're getting trolled pretty hard here. Either that or I'm underestimating just how stupid/crazy crackity is . . .

I always played w/ the 22oz-ers. Because I can't go that long without peeing, OKAY? Now that I know you put so much effort into getting just 8 more ounces, I feel weak.

I always take out my penis and wave it around like a helicopter blade before I try a bra on. How else can you tell if the bra fits?