I’ve been pronouncing it right, by accident. I had to take German in school growing up so whenever I see ‘ei’ I always pronounce it the German way (eye) by default. 

What she was lying about is that her ass was high.  That’s why she didn’t know what door she was at.   

Seriously. If it’s that easy to punish a victim of domestic violence for abusing the 911 system then how hard would it be to pass legislation to punish the Barbecue Beckys and Permit Patties of the world?

Did the town not realize that occupancy permits are meant for determining the status of a space?  Not a person.

“The safety of the American [white] people is my absolute highest priority. We are sparing no expense [because of all the money we saved not helping Puerto Rico]”

America is populated by stupid racists and soulless opportunists. And some, I assume, are good people. 

She couldn’t see well enough to know that none of the furniture was hers but could see well enough to shoot a moving man dead. White cop logic.

This is exactly what I can’t get over. He’s in HIS OWN DAMN HOME. Why the fuck should he have to follow ANYONE’S instructions?

I’ve lived in safe buildings with good hearted people like Jean who would leave their doors unlocked. I walked into the wrong apartment thinking it was a friend’s a time or two and even in dim lighting and drunk realized after a couple steps I’m in the wrong place and that was me thinking its a friends apartment. The…

I am too old to be wearing that blue, but I would wear the shit out of whatever lipstick she is wearing in the pic at the top of this article. I own waaaay too many lipsticks and my collection could really be called 50 Shades of Berry. I have a problem.

There’s two separate things:

If I saw an ex-celeb working at a grocery store, I’d probably secretly snap a couple photos too. But I wouldn’t go around uploading them. It’s a weird feeling when you come into contact with a celebrity, even if they’re just working a regular job. You see them every week, they get beamed into your life, you feel like…

Exactly. I will stop buying shit from a company but waste money I already spent on an item I already own by destroying it when the company already has my money?

Somebody tweeted at JK Rowling that they were going to burn their Harry Potter DVDs because of a plot point they didn’t like. She replied, “Well, you might pass out from the fumes and I still have your money, so would you like my lighter?” I always think of that when people destroy shit they already paid for in…

I agree with this.

You know what might make me think these people (Lauer, CK, etc.) actually learned something? If they used some of their millions of dollars to support anti-sexual harassment groups. Prove that you are contrite and are attempting to be a better person. Disappearing for a year doesn’t do that. (Just rehashing what…

Trump should start respecting the office, then.

I think all highschools should have gender neutral classes that teach basic life skills including cooking, financial budgeting, and basic DIY repair and maintenance.   Basically, a modern version of Home Ec and Shop Class that everyone attends.

But there is an even better reason to keep Bond white.

McConnell ALL DAY LONG. It’s turtles all the way down, folks.