But...this was in the 5th? So everyone had to just sit in piles of potatoes and other mashed food for the entire back half of the game? 

Can we just fast forward to all the Trumps being in jail -- or at the very least disgraced with no money left? It’s time for this nightmare to be over.

Or at least not give him the wifi password.

Michelle Wolf didn’t actually make fun of Sanders’ looks, though. The actual quote: “she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” How is saying someone has “perfect” makeup insulting her looks?

It’s gonna work, too, if my life among polite racist midwestern white women has taught me anything! Put up a mirror image of themselves, blonde, well-dressed, confident, one of them, and that quiet unease at the back of their minds that they may be complicit in some American evil very quickly disappears.

Sure, she can meet with anti-GLBT lawmakers, and they’ll be nice to her, but she’s deluding herself if she thinks it’s going to make one bit of difference. And so are you. She’d be doing a lot more good if she used her privilege to stump for pro-LGBT candidates.

Hardened old sinner? Fuck no. My rum drinking, slightly racist grandpa who fought in world war 2, got blown up in the navy and swam to shore then became a 1950s Chicago cop who died from a heart attack 10 years later with shrapnel still inside of him was a hardened sinner. Trump is a gooey deep fried pile of fat,…

They’re gonna be sooooo cuuuute! Nothing is more adorable than little tinies in wedding finery.

I just want to see Charlotte & George

I am 100% ok with the measures that these fine officers were forced to take. We all have to remember that America isn’t as safe as it used to be. How do we all forget all of the (so goddamn many! Seriously google them!!) fatherless Black women and men who have shot up elementary schools, high schools, movie…

Wrong. Chris Evans is clearly the superior Chris. Have you seen his tweets? Woke bae is superior bae.

I would like to take this moment to remind all the women who marched to find out when elections large and small are happening in your town/county/state.

Dear every democrat who didn’t vote,

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Iowa farm boy here. Farm work is dangerous enough as it stands without goddam drunks plowing into you. Multiple offender, so throw the book at him.