I would fall to my knees and weep with gratitude, probably for an extended period of time. I’m getting teary just thinking about it.
I would fall to my knees and weep with gratitude, probably for an extended period of time. I’m getting teary just thinking about it.
omg. omg. omg.
9. Tomi Lahren.
I don’t understand why they think that someone would begin recording an incident before it even happens.
2019: Birdboxing It All To Hell
You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…
I imagine that would go a little like this. Doors are closed and the space is now entirely pitch black. Trump stumbles about confused as he is unable to see in the dark and has already forgotten he isn’t alone in the box (because there is no one else except him in the world). Suddenly a voice whispers into his ear,…
Not even Star Trek seduced me to that shit.
I get that 2018 has been a long ass year and February was actually three decades ago, but how is Emma Gonzalez not on this list? She and her fellow students stood strong against an administration hostile to victims, displaying poise and ferocity far beyond those decades their seniors.
Tamimi’s a great pick. But come on - remove that Swedish girl, and replace her with another Swedish girl, Greta Thunberg.
They’re firing on all cylinders to divert attention away from the investigation. You’re going to see more of them, and judging from coulters performance the other day, if these people are going to keep up with one another their “commentary” is going to get unbearably more craven.
Forget anything remotely resembling welfare for the citizenry, just focus on the business Repubs love...Imagine what $5B could do for unemployment in Flint (?) or any rust belt or Sunbelt area? Water & Sewer lines, Bridges and overpasses that carry everything across the country, communication infrastructure, high…
Well what would you suggest. If more people got off their collective asses in Ohio and Florida and voted it would have been different.
Macaroni in this case is homemade baked macaroni and cheese. If you put Velveeta in yours, use that orange dust that comes with boxed mac and cheese, put bread crumbs in it, or neglect to boil the noodles before baking the macaroni and cheese (Looking at you Food Network), you will be forever banished to chips, pop,…
Give him his due?
Dear Maureen,
Exactly. I used to get in trouble with this one teacher for doodling while I was in class. Mind you, I was taking notes, paying attention, and responding to class material while I was doodling. I just focus better when my hands are busy, and this teacher could not get that through his head. Dude, it’s not about you.…
Everyone’s here wondering if the student’s feet were dirty and/or ashy, while I’m still here wondering why the campus police didn’t tell the professor to go fuck herself. This is on par with answering a house call to check for monsters under the bed. “You called us to do what? Because why? Are you for’serious?”
I really want to relish the looks on their horrible faces as the walls close in.