Well, Sergio Canavero is Italian, but the idea is still the same

Oh my god, the move names...

I play this little game called real life...

Did this guy not get the memo?

It’s a freaking TalkBoy on wheels...

...Hope you’re exactly this tall...

#7? No one? No?

I’m guessing the tech was leaning in from the driver’s side door and was thrown clear when the car lurched forward.

The first joke I actually get in a Deadspin comments section and it's about movies...

As awful as it is to lose such a wonderful piece of still-working 70 year old engineering, I have to know, are there any photos of the crash site? A morbid interest for a cinematic-looking crumpled pile of aluminum at the end of a 50 foot trench is overwhelming.

At least he doesn’t look like a Thundercats reject...

I dunno, this sounds a lot like the sort of cryptic thing From likes including in their games to subtly conveys plot. It sounds like it’s really happening at the 12 hour mark, and across the board for bosses (and only bosses). I mean, it’s not like the bosses in these games need supremely complex AI; it’s hard to…

"Ka-boom" is a horrible nickname...

Fun fact - it's not all that uncommon for some larger escalators actually have more horsepower than the original Mini.

I work for an Italian company, and my Italian boss sits right behind me. I had to stifle the living hell out of a laugh so I wouldn't have to explain to him what was so funny.

So this is sort of like the Resi 4 to Dark Souls' Resi 2?

There were a few donkey punches thrown in

Ha, okay, yeah. That's pretty good.

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It's actually not as bad in Dark Souls. I don't think the devs had this malicious a tactic in mind when they build Demon Souls, nor do I think they imagined that "the players having the power" justified any and all behavior in multiplayer. There are still some exploits in Dark Souls, but they definitely went some…