Then again, WHOA...

I'm going with the amorphous matter theory. Look at the title image of the console being held. Thems is some right angles right thur.

That's the meanest thing I've ever liked on the internet.

So does the larger map mean we'll finally be getting some planes that move faster than the speed of blimp?

I was vaguely excited that it might have been Crecente

I'm not a huge fan of this update. The gorgeous light effects, smooth shadows, and spot on volumetrics take away from the wonderful, flat, drawn quality of the original. It looks like they took the Wind Waker and ran it in the GTA IV engine. It's a capable engine, but it wasn't made for this art style.

I don't know if this is really a fair assessment. It's not like the money you pay for Gold goes JUST to WoT, nor is it like it's the only fee you pay for it or any other F2P game. Even on PC you have to pay for internet and on any platform you have the cost of the hardware itself.

I am so tired of this "look what slobs we are HARHARHAR (we're so ironic)". It's the same joke that's been told since the invention of food, and it's time we stick a (proverbial) fork in it. Just because you say it's funny doesn't excuse the fact that you keep buying double downs and Dunkin' Donuts Glazed Donut…

I really can't overstate what an excellent game Guardian of Light was. The most fun I've had with same-screen coop in years.

The full size image could arguably support or disprove your theory of psychic penii.

Go here and click on the image twice to get the full resolution.

+1 for knowledge and use of bold

I think he was actually appreciating the quality of the writing, although sarcasm being what it is these days who can really tell.

You know, I didn't play it, but the last one (BlOpsII) at least looked like they were trying some new stuff. That branching mission structure and all. I don't know if it payed off, or even if it was half as impressive as they claimed, or if it made even a scratch in the typical frat-boy-with-bullets story, but it…

Under the caveat that I know absolutely nothing about law, it sounds like you could still sell the data, just that there's no guarantee that it will work. I have a mouth guard that I've used for the past 4 years. It's perfectly fit to my mouth, I boiled it in water to fit it to my teeth. I could resell it, and…

North Korea might be who you're thinking of.

WE SWORE WE'D NEVER SPEAK OF PERFECT DARK ZERO AGAIN

Eh, I think a lot of people are just worried that they're going to lose the system they know and love to a wider audience. We've had a really good and catered experience with consoles, and as they start to appeal to more people, the nuances and points that made the machines we loved start to disappear. It's a…

Psh, Wii already did that in this Photoshop contest that I just happened to have won.

They're really pushing the casual market with that "it's just like a DVD player!" look.

It'll be just like the original, only grittier and more realistic.