It's the second time this week I've seen a story about Blast Corps. I want it back so badly...

Well wait, we don't know if there's another row above that one. Sure it seems silly to assume there is, but we certainly don't know that there isn't one.

Or you know, since people will be paying for this and all, they could (I don't know) remake them?

You'd actually be stealing from Yahtzee:

Dear Mr. Vas:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, GREG?! WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED ON KOTAKU?!?!?!

I actually cheated. I shared the link on Facebook and used the same link on my comment here. I'm a horrible, uncreative person. D:

Obviously from "Logger". The much ignored sequel about the lumberjacks upriver of Frogger's highway.

I mean, this game has been rife with references to San Andreas.

Was SUPER disappointed to find out that an ouroboros was an ancient symbol of a creature which routinely eats its own butt, and that you weren't referring to one of those weird wormy things from RE4 going all auto-fecal-canablistic.

Or really it's just money, actually. Unless you get back fractions of coins on your 99.99 coin purchase...

So I'm noticing that it's showing your coin count on the level select screen. Is it possible that this is all a bad translation dealy? And that the (clearly foreign) creators of this game meant that you spend 100 COINS to get Charizard? Anyone want to give it a try?

THEY'RE PLAYING JOUST!

Tomb Raider

Dustforce

SUPER MEAT BOY

VVVVVVVVVVVVV

Braid

That's pretty funny. Think they came back to that photo afterwards?