The S gets some pretty hideous makeovers. My eyes were genuinely offended by the ride to Grand Central in an OMGBRIGHTYELLOWEVERYWHERE car.

So "COMET IS GOING TO KILL US" gets the h1 position, but the Oort Cloud gets discounted as theoretical.

Absolutely. With phuzzy AV graphics, too!

The salt isn't actually IN the ice-cream though. You surround the final product in it to quickly drop the temperature, but it's not touching the actual ice-cream.

There's still something to be said for technology that comes out way too far ahead of it's time. This was a great leap forward, but it wasn't ready for any market.

Look, I know not buying Apple is a start, but just about all of the major tech companies are in on this. Rather than pointing the finger at one of many, wouldn't it be more productive to name a few of the good guys?

"don't pandic!"

purdy much

Some advice, if anyone's willing to give it.

This is maybe not the best game to use for comparison as it's art department seems to have reached it's limitations before it's tech department.

So their groundbreaking solution to the energy problem was "just jiggle it loose a little"?

Just don't make eye-contact, it'll only make things worse

It's okay, I just want to cry, also.

THANK YOU JESUS for sending someone to put this way more eloquently, and less ranty, than I **ever** could.

GAH! How can you offer a console that can hold less than a THIRD of what your chosen physical-medium can? I can see Nintendo is trying to catch up in terms of virtual and network capabilities, and I appreciate that, but if you're going to offer downloadable versions of all of your games, at least make your high-end…

I do, personally, complain about it on other phones.

Ah, you know what? I totally misread a line. I thought it said that it was going to have the iPhone 4's retina display, not the iPhone 5's.

This one gets answered in two parts:

:KGLHD:SFKLJGSH:LISHG:SLGIHS:Lh

Listening to the beginning of the video (Giz started it at the action point) it sounds like they weren't expecting it to be as massive as it was. In fact it sounds like they didn't expect a column of water at all, just a shockwave (they shot rockets over the water so they could see the shockwave disrupt the trails…