+1 to any article which uses the word "panache".

I don't know, all of these SUV's from non-SUV brands look the same to me:

I feel this is more analogous to overpopulating our enemy until there isn't enough food to go around.

I don't want to laugh at that, but I laughed at that.

IBM, patent wizards

I'm just going to leave this here...

yerp

This one of the problems with supply-side economics. If the suppliers have everything they need, there's no reason for them to lower their prices.

And a mildly creepy Silence of the Lambs style splotch on it's back

+1

You're Romney / Obama metaphors aren't relevant. My 'if' clause stated what WOULD happen IF something happened. Your 'if's are offensive because they're simply not true, whether or not they happen (both of them).

I'm not your PAL, NTSC!

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HEY, FUCK YOU GUY! Why do the Android guys get the better name?!

The article didn't mention anything about when the beta would end. What part of "If they release by Christmas this year it will be a 1 year cycle" is anything but entirely hypothetical? Has the internet lost it's ability to think in non-polarized terms so badly that sentences beginning with "if" no longer count as…

What's a 180 degree right angle?

There's no doubt that they'll aim for a Christmas. I'm of course speaking hypothetically when I suggest that it very well could be this Christmas.

"Six and a half thousand feet below the ocean's surface; down here, even the wars are cold"

Harold actually makes a weird character progression (physically) through the three games.

Don't forget Fallouts 1 and 2!