Not tired of the car itself so much as tired of the struggle I’ve had keeping it in this ongoing financial pickle I’ve been in (should have realized that it takes forever to find a “real” job, currently over 10 months of searching as I’m about to start yet another minimum-wage gig to make ends meet), it’s made me…

214 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army.

Pretty sure I ran a few of these over with the Scorpion tank in Halo 2.

I feel like six-year-old me would be a lot less sad seeing that partially-decapitated Caravan roll into the F-5 tornado.

Can you imagine being a six-year-old kid, watching Twister for the first time, and seeing Bill Paxton drive up in that thing?

Embarrassingly enough, I learned how to drive manual (at age 21) on a Land Cruiser Prado, when I was deployed to Afghanistan and my clinic was issued one as a non-tactical vehicle for business on base. It wasn’t the super-spartan version, this one had cloth seats, power features, and a DVD head unit that had a disc of…

The Soarer is one of the most 80s A E S T H E T I C cars for me.

I still wish I had tried harder to have my own car in high school. I could have bought this glorious Geo Metro that the local Dodge dealer had for $795, with my own money even, but my mother talked me out of it with the realization that my six-month insurance premium would likely be more than what I would have ended…

Uhh...shameful car stories? I’m not sure I really have one. Perhaps that I’ve owned two Buick LeSabres. Or that I regularly take my shoes off when driving (or riding) on a trip longer than an hour. Or when I was a kid, I would regularly attempt to write Car And Driver to talk about my outlandish car stories, including…

Why not both?

Transit Connect ST when?

Should have added “base model” into my post.

You could get one of these with a manual. Five-speed in the pre-facelift model, six-speed in the post-facelift model. The fact that it’s probably the only factory manual Mercury sedan since the three-on-the-tree days makes it slightly more interesting, right?

**currently drives a turbocharged, FWD car**

**wishes he still had his 3800-powered FWD Buick LeSabre for this**

Well, I’ve really only ever driven “normal” cars.

I’ll just wait until I can buy one from CarMax for about 55 grand, plus another five grand for the MaxCare plan.

Maybe not for that price, but that’s R A D.

Bring clap back clap ｒａｄ clap wheels

“if the car was covered in spandex and sequins and made to look like an erotic hippo, wouldn’t have been out of place in a Cirque du Soleil show”

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