Wow so they nuked all the deadspin comment sections? Damn.

I almost wept with joy the first time I went into a Jewel.

If a restaurant’s food-runner isn’t sticking to sports during his/her/their entire shift, then the word “sports” has no meaning. Running was the first sport for crying out loud!

Haha, no, but I’ve played more than my fair share of contemporary classical concerts that sound like that!

Very thoughtful and well written piece, David, but it didn’t really answer my question - what’s the dress code for attending an impeachment inquiry?

Yeah, I also have a, ummm, friend who likes how good Dawn is at getting rid of stains that are totally innocuous in nature and really don’t need to be inquired about at all. [glances around room not at all suspiciously]

I’m a freelance musician which means the pay is ehh and the hours are wonky, but at least no one judges me as I sit here at home repeatedly saying aloud “Dishope Shortage”.

Seems to me that if y’all would just abide by your mandate - sticking to sports - you too could own a home in a posh neighborhood like this Topher Mathew fellow.

If you don’t will your scenario into existence, you’re only lying to yourself.

We have posts again! And they’re sticking to sports!

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Damn y’all.

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Seems to me like a very loud but also technically silent protest against yesterday’s directive that Deadspin “stick to sports”.

This shit, this shit right here that y’all put on the homepage, is destructively hilarious!!!

96? Try 69 (nice).

Due to a bandwidth bottleneck issue, incoming reader emails are being queued up behind unmuted autoplaying videos, SVPs deleting blogs explaining the issue with the unmuted autoplaying videos, run of the mill ads, and suggested videos being autoplayed.

Another caveat would be that shitheads like these very much probably don’t read labels to worry about dangerous ingredients or off-label uses.

I’ve come to hate the phrase “it happened to me and I turned out ok”. Know why we don’t hear from the ones who didn’t “turn out ok”? Because they DIED or were horribly injured in hazing incidents just like this one!!

Can we bring Kate into this conversation to find out which Rogue beer pairs best with Rogue cheese?

Does “baisez-vous” mean what I think it means?