Try to fry damp potatoes and you’re going to wind up with a goopy, starchy mess.

And I was originally replying to comments from April 2018! It took me a while to figure out what figbash mentioned, so now I pick and choose which ancient comments to reply to.

The timestamps of these comments are awesome!

We get to choose transmission also, right? I have one of these six vehicles already (Mazda3 hatchback) and I’d like to keep buying new ones with a manual. Tanks!

Lucas conceived a fully thought-out trilogy and we got the (imho) trash-ass prequels. So that’s not a guaranteed path to cohesive storytelling either.

Finally saw it last night, and I’ve never been so delighted to disagree with a headline. I loved it and will pay good money to see it again in a theater.

Especially for any margaritas at Chili’s!

It’s okay that I had a visceral and immediate hatred of that name, right?

Society might finally have a use for all those Instagram Influencers!

Just pan fry them and then sprinkle on some of the Doritos powder that Stacey wrote about earlier yesterday!

you don’t want to know how much pork I’ve consumed this month.

80% sugar? Grown in contested lands?

That sounds like a less than stellar December.

(It’s an interesting crowd at opening at an IHOP.)

We have Waffle House food trucks that cruise around Atlanta - that’s pretty fast and casual!

The conceptual-performance art can and should continue as a work of social commentary about the ills of late capitalism once Datuna digests and defecates a $120,000 banana.

I’m just here for the copper wiring in the walls

Only select locations including Texas, Florida, and New York will have access to Beyond Burger patties at only $1.87 a pop. (Why do those states always seem to have all the eco-conscious fun?)

It could be because the puppy woke me up at 4:15AM this morning, or that I have to work early on a Saturday, but that header pic is just grossly oversweet. I think I felt my Christmas season heart do a reverse-Grinch!

What a latte nonsense!