Excellent, except you forgot the “heat death of the universe” between steps 2 and 3
Did not know these shortcuts - thanks!
-1 sobbing Adam Morrison
To keep this clean and not introduce any Human Centipede-like stuff, I’d say mixing good Scotch with orange juice and toothpaste would be even worse than just all at once.
I wish that was true - just visit TheTakeout’s sister site
You know what I find really unfantastic now about the fast-food experience? How more and more locations set aside the primest of prime parking spots (non-handicap category) for slow-ass drive-thrus to walk food out to customers and mobile pickeruppers.
Some of the McDee’s I frequent haven’t gotten the message about counter vs drive-thru parity yet.
And you can sample any dish you want at Panda if you go inside...
Was gonna say it’d be great for a sinkhole to take all of Cobb County, then realized my two very cute nieces live there. So if we can give my brother and his family a 30-minute* warning to hit the road, that’d be great.
Intriguing... will look into it.
I miss Charles Tillman and his technically perfect ball-punches.
I’m not a violent person, but I would like to activate the elements of a shotgun against the asshat who uttered the phrase “activate elements of our brand”.
Minor typo nitpick: in the phrase “Strasburg struck out 10 betters through six innings of an outing where he only allowed one run”, the word in italics should be spelled bettors, not betters.
I always want a frittata made with Tillamook anytime I see his name.
“And if you call now we’ll include this little hop to the right, handcrafted by James Harden just for you!”
It’s okay to kick them when they’re down, but please try to avoid their spleen.
The “thot” in question is actually Keri Russell’s character in The Americans.