Nick Saban: I think Coach Swinney would be an excellent hire for the Washington Redskins. Best of luck.

And if you’re a Seahawks fan, I think you definitely classify Thompson’s interception as a deus ex machina. 

Thank you!!!

I’d argue that since it’s October and you’re aware of breast cancer, then the pink NFL stuff has done it’s job and can take a break.

Cosigned. I’m an ATL native, grew up loving the perpetual division winners of the 90s, and want to fully reinvest in the team now, but the name and the Chop make me grimace. And it’s especially embarrassing to watch at the park itself. Grow up, y’all.

Sweet handle and avatar

Ayup. 100% absotively.

“Don’t worry, we’ll crotch it out in postproduction. I mean crop it out, damn it!”

I now immediately regret eating second breakfast.

Oh it’s possible. I’m on the wrong side of 35 and still woke myself up this morning at 4:35am - no alarm thank you - after sitting on my butt and watching six episodes of One-Punch Man last night. And that’s pretty much like playing a full NBA game, right?

Mmmmm... Heroic Dosas...

The corn’s taking a fucking beating on this, and it isn’t damn fair.

Welp, looks like you and I both know what shams are. Know what that means?

If I find out that you, Mr. Bottle of Richard Cream, are responsible for the continued creation of those damn Nationwide commercials, the vengeance I will reap upon you and yours will make what God did to Sodom and Gomorrah look like a picnic in the park.

D’Ohare!

You got me thinking about when was the last time anyone got lifted out of the greys here on Deadspin, because I bet it’s been a while. Then I started thinking about which writers might be willing to help us escape the greys these days. Thus:

Kill your tastebuds, enjoy more beer! Kill your tastebuds, enjoy more beer! 

My MCL got PTSD watching that GIF.

GYONOUTAHEAH!!

“Fat, dumb, and entitled is no way to coach a football team.” - Dean Wormer