I stopped listening to sports radio just under two years ago, but even here in Atlanta there was at least one set of hosts who loved Leach’s brand of “insane dum-dum”ness paired with his ability to make Washington State semi-formidable.

Now you’re going too far

Yup

If I may cosplay as a late-capitalism “marketing expert,” the problem is one of branding.

I love the 21st century. Used to be, farmers had to go to the big city to grift millions of dollars out of unsuspecting investors. But now, thanks to the internet and cellular telephones, they can do it from their lovely homesteads in the Pennsylvania countryside, while also probably getting government subsidies.

Whadya mean? Because the football was thrown from the hand of the opposing QB instead of kicked by the foot of the opposing punter? That could be a punt! (If we decide collectively that words have no set meanings and can be reassigned on a whim.)

“It’s this damn participation-trophies-for-everyone, no hurt feelings society we live in now!” - The Generation That Shall Not Be Named

Rockford, IL is also a common test market, but I suspect only because of proximity to McDee’s HQ.

I just learned that “caramba” by itself gets google translated to “damn it”, but “ay caramba” is just that in English: “ay caramba”.

Tried ‘em once - my brain makes the emeralds taste like green peppers, and I don’t care for that flavor very much.

No, I read Laura’s blogs and Megan’s Eff-Y’all departure article, so I’m aware of what’s going on.

Whoa hey now! They aren’t my corporate overlords!

It would actually be funny in a “oh fuck it the world is ending anyway” kind of way if they changed the star icon to Microsoft’s 3.5" floppy disk “save” icon.

I turned my adblocker back on because G/O so very, very quickly made the experience of reading any of their sites teeth-grindingly bad. And I’ve come to dread trying to read Deadspin/Jalopnik/etc on mobile because that is now a simply horrific user experience.

If I can make another quick molehield, buddy...

I love the idea of “sports purists” reading Deadspin! Hilarious!

Wanna go get Arby’s?

So y’all couldn’t work “Mmmmm! Peach Mint Inquiry” into the headline, the Filed To or the blog itself? It was calling out louder than any whistle-blower!

“Fun Allison! Fun Allison!”

Amazon’s Alexa has an audio library of cat meows