Hey idiot - that’s Jim Harbaugh licking his lips like a weirdo. Here’s Chip Kelly licking his lips like a weirdo:

“Chris, your audition tape for the Columbia University Marching Band is fantastic. Just great, really. You’d have fit in perfectly on our right side. Unfortunately we have some bad news...”

I would but it’s extinct now.

That is definitely in my bag of commenting tricks, but no, this time I’m just gonna take the L.

This whole ordeal sounds so tire-ing!

Thought you finished your thought with “no soiree”, which would also be very accurate

You sure it’s not Genuine Animal Milk?

And a response to the hard seltzer craze (which I guess is a Gen M thing too)

Perhaps!

Ha!

-1 to me... my bad

Yup, my bad. I guess weird lip-licking is a trait the 49ers look for in a head coaching candidate?

Well I’ll be damned... yup, not Kelly.

Jeez you were putting in some good work late last night/early this morning.

Meanwhile The Pope of Chili Town just choked on his coffee.

I think the frequency is quite important - we should be flinging sports radio into volcanoes very frequently, not less.

and, not to brag, their on the higher end of the academic spectrum

Can we set aside his old bad tweets for a moment, and discuss his currently very bad ISU-branded grayscale plaid shirt? Cuz it’s really bad...

Tomsula also gave us much better gif material than Kelly.

Are we talking about NBA rules or Congress and gun laws? 😬