And what is basketball, I ask you, but a system of rules?

“Mr. President, this is an impeachment inquiry.”

I’m just here to ask why someone mated a football with a bowling ball and then placed it in a pilsner glass.

And that’s why I’ve stopped watching the NFL.

(C) None of the above.

I’m a freelance musician (viola) and live bands at wedding receptions are very much still a thing. I’m often booked to play in string quartets for the actual ceremony and maybe cocktail hour, and will frequently run into band guys while they load in. Particularly popular at country club and downtown hotel receptions.

I quit using straws during college - temped at a construction site one summer day, and the lady operating the lunch wagon asked if I wanted a “sissy stick” for my Coke.

Mmmmm... poutine shoulder. Aaaaaaghghghhhh...

Yeah but don’t you want to live dangerously??

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-1 completely useless toothpick

Wanna be left alone? Be in a hurry and need your check quickly. Hey-yo!

Can’t wait to make the Marcella sauce - so much glorious butter! Thanks!

Colonialism, to people who didn’t live through it, is about finding new things and new people and new cultures that are interesting and, well, not boring.

CIA is already recruiting them

Weak sauce. We snorted Crystal Light in middle school.

I’m not ashamed to say I really enjoyed astronaut ice cream as a kid. Probably still would.

Looks great! What part of the country/world do you find these in?

Probably easier to find than the two winners though, right? I’ve never heard of Tim’s or (scrolls back up b/c it’s so obscure) Route 11.

Those damn Crab/Old Bay flavored Utz’s... I wasted several of my hard earned dollars on those couple months ago.