I’ve read many an opinion here on The Takeout that I disagree with, but this was the first that felt like a knife to my gut.

You Will Never Unsee The Pope of Chili Town’s Pasty Right Leg

Sáček’s ass sure put the “durr” in derby!

Idiot minds think alike! Was just gonna comment this...

And what happened? He wreched himself.

Barry, the headline indicates that Arians has multiple “strange ideas” about making kicking easier, but your blog really only lists one (longer try). So I’m gonna offer up an impromptu list of other strange ideas:

Future blog headline: Saints File Tampering Charge Against Bucs at Behest of Drew Brees

Here’s hoping Jones and Minshew become a QB tag-team that finally grab the baton from Brady/Brees/Rodgers, or at least put on a great comedy double act in the “straight man/funny man” vein at the Espys and NFL Awards Night.

Obviously Ogletree farted right into Peppers path, and Peppers responded in appropriate fashion.

I think it’s a Kinja thing - new blogs sometimes come out a bit underbaked

All I know is some of my classmates at UGA had scholarships to be in the marching band (I do viola/orchestra so got to just enjoy the footbaw)

Viola player here (and very appreciative of stage hands - I swear I’m not trying to get in y’all’s way!).

I disagree

Someone at Fox Sports is doing some big-time overcompensating by having to have six dudes on this show. It’s ok that your penis shrunk and your balls are dragging on the ground - just go buy the new Corvette and call it done. 

-1 wearing white after Labor Day

That’s why you gotta crush your opponent earlier in the game, Ole Miss.

Sweet username!

Yeah it’s a little funny because I do enjoy reading and commenting on Kate’s various beer blogs here (along with other Takeout blogs that concern libations). Even though I no longer partake I still have thoughts on those topics, and plenty of experience to back them up.

Anyone else notice the screengrab? This game is Bears vs Army, and in the chyron it’s promoting Bears vs Washington. Pretty much the same thing yeah?

Eh, early in the video both players are just “dazed and confused” so at least one announcer is still clinging to old, cringy cliches.