Definitely scholarships for some of the music-performance majors.

Any team that lets Joe West decide their playoff fate is not mashing enough first pitch taters

Friggin’ prohibitionists - ruining all our best tall tales!

I couldn’t appreciate what might’ve been the best Italian meal of my life (hilltop town hour outside of Turin) because I had gotten absolutely blitzed on homemade wine the night before. One of my only true regrets in life.

[scrolling thru blog, nodding at recipes but also trying to think of clever comments]

“If the LIBERALS have their way soon a man and a groundhog will be able to go down to the court and get married!” - Fox News and Chick-Fil-A’s Cathy Foundation

+1 Cannonball!

I was ready to channel Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven earlier this summer due to squirrels and my tomatoes. 

Are we sure these two fellas aren’t shiftless Mennonites?

Thanks! I’d been trying to think of a screen name for weeks and then this episode got replayed, and I knew immediately this was it.

The commissioner confirmed that he will have the ability to seize and review communication devices if he chooses to do so, though he said he “does not want to,”...

Pats Fans at 12PM: Can I get mo-ah buttah fuh my lobstah roll??

There’s a very good chance his attorney is a commenter here, but they don’t know each other’s screen names.

He’s already used the name Tyrone though. Gonna have to switch it up.

Yep - James Buchanan and his cronies really didn’t want to admit there was a clusterfuck about to erupt between the south and the north.

I doubt AB can afford Kraft’s lawyers...

This could work, but you’d want to use the enemy’s tactics against himself to pull it off.

Ooh, puffy!

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