Sesh? “Sheesh!” she shouts.

Isn’t it usually the romaine lettuce at Chipotle that causes frequent fecal fallout?

I also miss the soft tacos :(

Prayers up for de Taco.

Yep, I was remarking last night that it’s a very odd/bad branding choice to basically wear UNC’s colors.

Brown’s lawyer, Darren Heitner, told the publication that he advised the receiver not to communicate with his accuser, but otherwise also did not respond for comment.

If you say it in Latin you’ll be 90% of the way to being a lawyer

Sounds like you’re describing an aspiring politician. His new text language will be his effort to get out the youth vote. (Still won’t work.)

Was Gisele the ref for that Dolphins game? That’s the only way “Stay off Tom” makes sense. Otherwise more BS from the NFL.

Tartar sauce and lox??

I am tempted though to walk into Dallas and start bad-mouthing Peticolas now. :)

“I was looking for a pet project, so we vetted the young man. What’s so hard to understand, guys?” - Mark Dantonio

Galaxy Shake: a blue sweet milkshake base that turns pink and tarter...

Yep, that’s how I heard about it! Never actually been there...

I’m sorry but I’m not really following what you’re saying.

King of Prussia, PA disagrees with you 

They’re also full of TRD logos, for speed.

Growth!

Ok Beyond Meat, the gauntlet has been thrown down. We need a bacteria-free, malleable, non-eyeball-rupturing steak substitute that’s just as tasty as a porterhouse. 

After the explosion, area firefighters were surprised to hear an unidentified voice utter “Hey” from the direction of the semen factory.