This so damn lazy and late, KFC.

Are corn dogs kolaches?

I went once in 1984 and haven’t had a chance to go back since. Sorry if that collapsed the tourism industry. (I’m Gen X though, so at least according to this blog someone else is to blame.)

I don’t think popsockets are for folks like you and me who put our phones in our pockets. They’re for people with functional and possibly stylish bags.

I can accept that - will do some more research on this fellow

Sweet - thanks!

This is the type of guy who would go to the big city (Atlanta) and still be scandalized to see two men holding hands.

I might have to go next month. I now rather dread that idea.

Whew - there was no way in hell I was clicking on that link so thanks for being brave enough to find that shit-ass quote

None of us do. Most especially the Wojciechowskis.

Do y’all know there’s a typo in the video’s text? (Yogurt 4 got labeled as Yogurt C when Yogurt 3 was labeled as Yogurt C first.)

Am I ill-informed or lucky that I’ve never heard of Steven Pinker until right now?

Playing with two torn labrums? That’s badass*!

Excellent - great payoff at the end.

Rats? Beef? To the archive!

These things always crack me up!

You said “Germany” and “Battle” in the same sentence - on the internet no less! - and now Poland, Belgium, and France’s military forces have all gone into High Alert status.

[mentally tallies cost of a butter burger, cheese curds, and a frozen custard]

Re Joists aka “Architectural Phalluses”

1,200 pound sacks, not 12,000. Still an amazing amount of pumpkin seeds. Cool vid thanks!