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The Pope of Chili Town
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No hanging out at Culver’s?

Was gonna say that the fish looks like it was plucked out of an anime, not the ocean.

My thing about trying a fast food place for the first time is this - if I’m ordering, I’m ordering from the given menu, and not from a secret (or not-so-secret) menu. Stupid? Perhaps.

They didn’t want to pay the NFL’s licensing fee?

How come you’re in the greys? Is Kinja broken and/or being modified today? I feel like something is off with Kinja today... well, more off than usual.

I thought this clip would show a phantom block-in-the-back penalty, so at least a cool run-after-catch was allowed to stand.

Ballage don’t lie.

Was he sexually assaulted by Roethlisberger in a bathroom and then tripped by Tomlin on the way out of said bathroom? No? Then his career with the Steelers could be going worse.

Totally.

Absolutely

No trouble at all - I usually work afternoons and evenings, so I have time in the AM to find garbage like this.

Yep - the Super Bowl winners’ trip to Disney World is definitely an impermissible benefit in the eyes of the NCAA. SMDH.

Citadel: The Lords of (Maintaining Your Lane on Special Teams) Discipline

UNC had the ball nine times in the first half...

Hey hey hey - why limit your options to just mammals? I can think of many wonderful komodo dragons, saltwater crocodiles, snapping turtles, and gila monsters that should have a shot at him!

Hey you took my amazingly obvious idea!

Plot twist - Albert’s pet is actually a cat!!

What about the hover-over capability I used all the time to preview blogs from sister sites? Can that please come back too?

You’ve seen who gets hired by this administration, right?

Winner winner, roadkill dinner!