Like the current president? HEY-YO!
The Pope of Chili Town
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And it’s too bad that it’s a duplicate - I really wanted to watch a moronically called failed football play that would’ve could’ve decided a game!
Had a friend in 10th grade math class who refused to accept the logic of infinite divisibility. Our teacher challenged us to make it across the room by only going half the distance of our prior distance traveled, and he seemed to believe that through force of will and, I dunno, non-Euclidean geometry he could pull of…
But now he has a chance to be hired and fired by SNL!
Clicking on the first of those last four links was a really bad idea, because I then went to the apps and hors d’oeuvres page and well look at the time it’s Snack O’Clock and please excuse me I’m just gonna go get some peanuts.
I think it shows remarkable restraint and respect for both the law and society’s norms that none of these supposedly violent, definitely very well compensated athletes have ever - hmmm how do I put this? - exchanged goods and/or services in order for this coach to be involved in an unforeseen traffic accident.
Ding ding ding! I had faith that if I waited long enough this exact comment would be supplied.
Thanks, but they should look for a way to get ladies, minors, and lady minors on the team before they come knocking on my door.
“But I’ll make this statement: It’s as much about maybe who we don’t want as much as who we want.”
A scorched-earth campaign done with tons of napalm and hundreds of MOABs still wouldn’t compare to your take-down of this country and its hypocrisies Michael. Beautifully and shockingly written as always.
Do you and The Guy That Did The Thing work at the same place? :)
It’s Indiana - they couldn’t go buy a dozen or so of the state’s famous (notorious?) flattened, breaded, and fried pork cutlet sandwiches and feed the masses with them?
McDonalds new chicken tenders are SOOOOOO disappointing. I think I’ve tried them maybe 4-5 times at various locations and I feel like an idiot each time.
There’s just one flaw with this proposal - Popeye’s tenders suck!
Two quick thoughts on the CFA/Truett Cathy Foundation donations:
Not serious, but always curious. Thanks!
Why not both? Why not both.
I’d have thought an idea this revolutionary would demand a midnight phone call followed by an urgent flight from Montana to TheTakeout’s actual secret underground HQ at Fermi Lab.