(music theory joke incoming) Too bad all the Jets’ harmonies of late are based around m2, M7, A4, and d5 dissonances. 

They let you have a family?!?

Look, if you’re gonna write sponcon for It: Chapter Two, please have the decency to label it as such.

Just taught that one to my 3-year-old niece a week ago. Instant classic!

Not even friends along the way? Nope, they didn’t even make any friends along the way.

...the question is whether Pruitt will still be coaching the team by then. 

Deep-dish egg sandwich?

Is it because of the one-two punch of John Paul II and Benedict? Those northern European pontiffs certainly weren’t anywhere near as flirty as their Italian counterparts.

Maybe they know owner/manager?

Looking at your username, you might be able to go over to Korea and score a free (watered down macrobrew-like) beer without having to spend hundreds of dollars, errr, I mean won.

That’s a different prophecy.

Agree esp with your second and third points. Some conversation with a bartender whose name you know and who you actually listen to can ease the path to “regular” status quite nicely.

Maybe? I was laser focused on the memeness of it all.

Deadspindead :(

Perhaps one of them did a batflip back in T-Ball league?

+1 “What are we going to do tonight, Brain?”

And thus the prophecy is fulfilled!

By gumbo this has been a funny thread!

That’s a pretty flawless argument right there.

I was young once, there were times when if one squinted and the sun was too bright one might call me cute, but flirting? Not a skill the universe granted me.