Agreed. What I meant was be a regular, be nice, and tip decently when you dine/drink somewhere, and you might start to see some comps come your way.

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

How do you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant? Spend a lot of money there first (and be nice) (and tip well).

It just has to be a pan for chocolate lava cake, doesn’t it? Chocolate lava...

Roth, you should gather all your Big Wet President blogs together (once THE BWP’s presidency is over) and market them as a “Firepit Book”.

Soooo, did you get banned from Beulah, Michigan or what?? Inquiring minds want to know!

Not because the responsibilities and schedule are less demanding, but because they are more demanding. Because the job will make his life less like a vacation. Because he will have more and greater expectations. Safe to say this guy’s got his priorities all jacked-up.

It’s Wisconsin - I bet that weasel’s cousin Bucky the Badger put Chris up to using that phrasing.

Everyone at that Luxor craps table switched their bets to “Don’t Come” when he started exposing himself.

He’ll understand why you pulled your hand out of the way once he hits his early teen years.

Maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is me, except unsweetened iced tea that 9-year-old me poured from a pitcher woefully mislabeled as “Apple Juice”.

Completely agree about cucumbers - YECH!

What you describe is so specific - did this happen to you a friend of yours?

Do you ever have doubts about being agnostic? ;)

“May Day! May Day! I’m going down!”

Whew - at least banned members are still exempt from football’s rules (though still not allowed thanks to the pervs narcs hired to monitor Kohls’ security cameras SMDH)

I drove past Liberty University back in June and my jaw was agape at how much money must come into that place as well as the size of their football stadium.

Goddammit. Here’s your stupid +1

I see you’ve been around Drama majors also.