This is what happens when you decide you don’t want to know the terrifying truth.

It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…

The refs in New York or whoever is reviewing the play should absolutely NOT know the call. They should be shown the play on its own and say what they think it is or if there’s no way to call it. If they can’t say play stands. This goes for the MLB chucklefucks too. 

am i wrong in assuming most all-lives-matter folk aren’t soccer fans?

Without question the best Big 12 championship game I’ve ever watched.

Hair-splitter here, but it’s always annoyed me how football announcers ignore the time of the previous drive in these miraculous “they scored ___ points in ___ seconds!” Realistically, this team scored 19 points in the final 4:30, not 1:00, since football counts scoring as the duration of the drive, not the moment the…

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

The 5 types of Nicky:

“Clearly this guy doesn’t have tee-dubya-tee-dubya. I remember in ‘05, Paulie got run over by the team bus and still made it out for some BP. Now that was a guy....”

Everybody would have loved to see Durant win a title for the team that drafted him, the Seattle Supersonics. I’m happy he got one tonight. 

(Timofey Mozgov will be playing the role of the Ghost of George Mikan)

Seattle is going to have to get over losing that Super Bowl to Steelers before they can really learn to cope with the Patriots loss

Ya know, if a backup catcher from Chicago was going to get unreasonably famous, it should have been Ron Karkovice.

i knew nothing about Clay Helton and was rooting for him and his squad to rip Child Bugger University a new one...then he had to go full Dabo and ‘glory to god’ bull shit were his 1st words to Sam Ponder after the game. i now wish him to go full Sark and get Kiffin’d in Pullman after a 98-0 loss to the Cougs.

Can we just be clear right now that the coming tsunami of criticism of Maddon is not hindsight? Taking Hendricks out in that spot makes zero sense.

Bruce Willis, on his best day, wishes that in his day he could have pulled off a “bad hombres” line with a straight face. At best, he could have gotten away with mumbling it through a 3/4 smirk sometimes in S3 of Moonlighting.

Because:

Hot take: I’ve always thought that baseball extra-innings stats, and basketball overtime stats, should come with an asterisk and/or be pro-rated. Why should someone who played 14 innings to achieve a milestone be held in the same regard as someone who only took the regular 9? Why should your 53-minute box score be…

You would hope they would, but we’re going to hear about how they made it to the quarters of the Copa and not that they got smacked hard by two of the the elite teams in the tournament.

Never forget*