Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

As a baseball fan, I totally agree. But as a Mariners fan who can watch meaningful baseball in September for the first time in 13 years, I couldn't disagree more.

The NBA Playoffs are like a Shrek or Finding Nemo movie: cool for kids and tweens, but only watchable for adults in small doses. Unless you plan on going to Disney Camp this summer, you're probably too old for this stuff. The NBA isn't a league - it's a T.G.I. Friday's dressed up in a Lakers uniform.

Don't forget it was also best of nine, further reducing randomness. (Also, there's your answer: baseball going from nine to seven.)

Anyone got a gif of that flop by Morgan?

I'm not sure about you, but being a fan of entertainment and you know, things that are fun, I like to see the people that are actually competing for a victory. Not some rich dipshit who grew up in Co with money from mom and dad to become really average at their chosen sport.

Your first sentence is absolutely completely…

Yet they still show the Olympics on the BBC. Meanwhile, American television will show athlete after athlete sucking dick at their respective sport, as long as they're American.

America, still tops in homerism.

That's not the reason he didn't let them move.

Whatever you want to say about relocation, nothing cripples a league more than doubt about the validity of an outcome. There has never been a more blatant rigging of a game, and regardless of Stern's level of involvement it happened under his watch.

Oklahoma is not the Midwest.

Cutler is a sulky cunt People don't like him and do like to give him shit. It's fun.

Because he's a Packer, and Packers are golden boys

The rules, in practice, simply don't really for it right now. You can barely touch receivers. You have to be careful tackling. Offensive linemen can hold in all but the most obvious of ways. Offenses didn't really get much smarter. We just made it easier for them.

No, I don't think this happened or was mentioned explicitly in the article.

Next year's controversy if next year were this year: Who's the fourth team in the playoff—Baylor, MSU, or Stanford?

All kidding aside, there could be serious consequences here. Urban might be mere days away from another fake heart attack.

This why you let the major D1 colleges stop continuing the farce of the "student athlete" (at least for football and men's basketball) and just let them go ahead and form a football/basketball minor league system. No pretenses, no NCAA violations, no watering down of academic degress/standards/reputations.