Wahoo Curse is so powerful, it knew how to handle a lesser of two evils scenario in ‘95.

Have the number of tarped-over seats in DC eclipsed the total capacity at the Chargers high school stadium yet?

In the off-season the best D-ends should have a video where they are blocked by linemen to the letter of the rulebook. Good luck.

He just wanted to inform them that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.

Remember the Titans was right! it would be very easy to fix a high school game.

I assume the analytics back up the end-of-game strategy that boils down to: 3 straight dives to eat up the defense’s time-outs, punt.

Since nearly every defensive penalty results in an automatic first down, shouldn’t offensive holding be loss of down? At least personal fouls should be.

When competitive, the post-Luckman Bears have always had this makeup, except for about 5 random years.

Their long term goal of eight 4 team divisions after expansion will be a complete mess. Going back to the east/west setup in each league, with division winners only being guaranteed not to be in the wild card game, would be much better. But, apparently teams don’t want the stigma of finishing in 8th place?

Their tarp installation game to grease attendance percentage is already at pro-level.

I assume NOLA has already scrapped “blackjack and hookers” from their next SB bid resume.

Using raw numbers that don’t account for inflation (box office “records”) or population growth has never made sense to me.

Nothing can touch 5. This is easily number two though, which is fitting on multiple levels.

The final stat-line does some masking of just how awful he was.

I’ve heard the justification that they wanted it to be like the Olympic Rings. Of course, they must have forgotten that every host city still has a unique logo...

“Call stands” is the issue.

At least 1 delay of game is missed in every game. If they can’t get the objective calls correct, allowing subjective one to be reviewed will result in a huge net-negative.

“Yes, it’s likely too good to be true. But, look at all the revenue they produce!”