When David Foxx reached out to Jalopnik, he was on his 10th day of a 19-day vacation

Except it doesn’t.

“Wells Fargo analyst”?

I’m an attorney, been in pracctive for about 15 years (also have been a gamer for many more years).

It speaks volumes.

Alina Habba, showed up with what appears to be an Asus ROG gaming laptop

Roiland looks like the kinda manchild who brings a board game no one has heard of to a house party and throws a tantrum when no one wants to play.

Alaska is completely underwater but the quesadillas with pancetta and marinara are going to be amazing.

I saw this movie once about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping it’s speed over 50 or else it would blow up. I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

“Challenge” is just another word for “opportunity”

-People who make really big explosives, probably.

Can we just have the boat get up a lot of speed and jump the continent?

That would be so much cooler.

Burning man got gentrified. Not sure people even try to pretend it’s anything but an excuse to have sandy drug sex.

This is the best explanation I have see of anything, ever. The word also lends itself to expansion, such as “assclownery” (the acts that get you deemed an assclown) and “assclownishness” (the larger mindset that is demonstrated by assclowns).
Take your star.

Assclown is the perfect choice here. Asshole is too generic and simple. Asshat is far too light. An assclown is someone who revels in their behavior and thinks everyone else who doesn’t get them is wrong. Unlike a hat, which can easily be taken off or put on, an assclown wears the face. I think someone making all the…

I bet you one million dollars the real legal definition of strike busting doesn’t include making it less shady.

*long, slow exhale*

“this is vandalism”

NARRATOR: It isn’t vandalism.

I have a hard time weeping for the insiders that go in on the IPO early.  It is all risk.

I’d pay the ridiculous price of admission to Disneyland to watch the Bill Nye robot fight the trump robot.