Wait, isn’t Disney like hours away from folding because it made a movie last year with women in it? Are you telling me they actually have billions of dollars to spend on parks and that a few underperforming movies aren’t going to leave Mickey sinking to the bottom of a river?

I think there’s an honest conversation to be had about whether this individual is truly a goofus maloofus or more of a dorkus malorkus.

My wife is seriously considering the R2 next, but I was more excited about the smaller R3X - An electric off-roady lifted hot-hatch? gimme!

“Black Dwarves in LotR is just absurd”

I've been to Scotland several times and I can tell you there is a lot of overlap between "AI created gibberish" and "Scottish people talking."

Expecting a golden ticket to a world full of imagination but instead got a golden shower of disappointment.

You know you’ve fallen pretty far when you’ve gone from shadow controlling world events to getting busted scamming 35 quid apiece from Scottish 8 year olds.

Wyre Wonka Fest.

Why can’t “boys will be boys” be used as a defense for grand theft like it is for rape?

“Valentine is now facing four criminal charges – including burglary and receiving stolen property, according to the New York Post. He remains at Waukesha Country Jail on $50,000 bond. So far, Valentine is the only suspect who has been caught. The eight others remain on the loose.”

“You’ve heard the narrative time and time again: Car culture is doomed and young enthusiasts have been robbed of the opportunity to engage in any sort of meaningful way.”

Oh hey, it’s today’s reminder that fandom is inherently toxic.

Thank you for reminding me that "my console is better than your console" bullshit is just as tiresome now as it was over 30 years ago in elementary school.

Thirty or forty seconds is more than long enough to kill a whole bunch of people, truckers do it every day.

I sure hope that is the case!

Then you are "cruise people" and I wish you a pleasant voyage. Our vacations involve getting away from people and being in nature so the exact opposite of a ship full of people.  

Def Jam vs Capcom

Not great, not terrible.

1. “buy” not by”
2. Five years is a long time in tech. If you think any experience you had five years ago is still valid today, you have issues. 

you’re shocked that they did the thing they do every time?