Roiland looks like the kinda manchild who brings a board game no one has heard of to a house party and throws a tantrum when no one wants to play.

Alaska is completely underwater but the quesadillas with pancetta and marinara are going to be amazing.

I saw this movie once about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping it’s speed over 50 or else it would blow up. I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

“Challenge” is just another word for “opportunity”

-People who make really big explosives, probably.

Can we just have the boat get up a lot of speed and jump the continent?

That would be so much cooler.

Burning man got gentrified. Not sure people even try to pretend it’s anything but an excuse to have sandy drug sex.

This is the best explanation I have see of anything, ever. The word also lends itself to expansion, such as “assclownery” (the acts that get you deemed an assclown) and “assclownishness” (the larger mindset that is demonstrated by assclowns).
Take your star.

Assclown is the perfect choice here. Asshole is too generic and simple. Asshat is far too light. An assclown is someone who revels in their behavior and thinks everyone else who doesn’t get them is wrong. Unlike a hat, which can easily be taken off or put on, an assclown wears the face. I think someone making all the…

I bet you one million dollars the real legal definition of strike busting doesn’t include making it less shady.

*long, slow exhale*

“this is vandalism”

NARRATOR: It isn’t vandalism.

I have a hard time weeping for the insiders that go in on the IPO early.  It is all risk.

I’d pay the ridiculous price of admission to Disneyland to watch the Bill Nye robot fight the trump robot.

I think of Homer buying Snake’s car

Funny how I heard about the Cyber-Truck years before I heard of Rivian, but now I see multiple Rivian trucks on the road every day and the Cyber-Truck is still essentially vapor-ware.

no, i’m not. i’m asking because i don’t think any Pathfinder ever required premium fuel. I believe he was lying AND didn’t actually put premium in his car.

To be fair with his history, he likely lied about the premium, lied about filling it up (had someone else do it), lied about driving, lied about it being a car, lied about where he lived and lied about where he went. And he likely first stated it was 8 days a week until someone else changed it to 7.

The one time I had to reposes a motorcycle was eye opening. I called the sheriff’s department to let them know where I was going and what I was doing (on behalf of the shop), and they basically said, “Cool, call us if you get shot at.”