I will...once he does a comedy set that never once mentions how much he hates “sportsball”, sobriety, or how he’s marrying Patty Hearst’s kid.

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

POTUS does NOT always have the right of way.

I didn’t realize cardboard with tomato sauce was so embiggening.

Ignorance is not an excuse.

I want to complain about police brutality. There wasn’t enough of it. Fucking cyclists always completely in their own bubble and ignore everything going on. Good on the cops for this takedown. Now go get the rest of them.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

The cyclist tried to run the qb sneak up the middle, the defensive lineman had other ideas. Turnover on Downs. President gets the ball.

#shittybike #rekt

Performance DLC

Until your favorite team loses a long pass because a DB knows it’s better to take the 10 than risk giving up a 40 yard TD.

2011 Buick Lacrosse CXL...he really wanted a Buick, so I found him a nice Buick.

I could’ve sworn I saw a “sponsored content” link for it somewhere entitled: “What happens next will make your jaw drop.”

Sean finally got a real job. He’s heading to cycleworld and is going to head up their online branch and likely also write for their dead tree mag.

I really wish Jalopnik would kill off Lanesplitter. After Sean MacDonald was let go this blog has been on a huge downward spiral. Nearly 50% of the articles on the front page are strictly two wheels bad. Granted there have been a few tragic deaths over the weekend, but the real issue is there has been a lack of…

Here’s a short clip I found on YouTube. Linked instead of embedding the video, so that people who don’t like watching this stuff can’t complain.

(If you don’t like seeing videos of crashes or people getting hurt, don’t click the link above and then come back here commenting about it)

I’ve never seen anyone lose an argument *this* convincingly and still keep insisting they’re correct. Congratulations, in a world of stubborn morons, you truly stand out!

However, some cities are giant pits. Gary, Indiana comes to mind.

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...