would rather go on a clothing optional Jimmy Buffett cruise.
Water beer still gets ya fucked up tho!
Yo dawg, we heard you like carbs so we put some carbs in the carb...
If only it was a Scout drag racer. “Unintentional Harvester” would be such a rad drag-car name.
60% Margin of Error influence, 90% being right.
Justifying rape threats over a Miata. Throwing blame onto a 300ZX for being run off the road by a pickup truck. This.
We’ve known each other for a while, and I consider you a friend. What I say now I say as a friend, and I hope you will take it to heart. The impression that I’m getting is that you have a bone to pick with a greater injustice (one I agree with), and you’re using this incident as a banner for it. The problem is in the…
A member of Seacrest county finest I’m sure.
It should, however, be confused with Chandler Felts, my semi-erotic fanfic of Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer mutually pleasuring each other on a pool table.
Just trying out a new squad car I’m sure:
She don’t need no stinkin’ hydraulic press.
“Life, it is so fragile”
Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.
Ideally none of your facebook “friends” would rob you.
In a church, at a funeral.
I have shame.
It is the emoji people use to signify a phallus.
Sure, but now it looks like there is a giant clutch disc blocking the way. Thanks Obama.
That’s a weird looking mustang.